We had a lot of kids all at once, and I kind of got behind in naming kids, and I’m not sure I’ve formally introduced any of the June babies, so here are your introductions in order of birth.
We started things off with Chiffon’s twins. They are Masey and Mooch. Yes, The Mooch got his name from trying to steal from anyone he can.
Next was Cutie and her single buck, Bumble. He’s big and white, and, you know, bumbles bounce (according to Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer).
Penelope’s boy is named Gonzo. He is such a little goofball.
Astra’s kids are named PITA Poche. PITA would be an acronym for Pain in the A@@. Yes, he is. And Poche is French for pocket, so together they make Pita Pocket.
You might recall the Flora had her baby while I was talking to the Morton Building representative, so she is named Morton.
Daisy’s girl is Zora.
Then I kind of got behind naming, so in a phone conversation while my mother was watching AGT, there was some quick naming. Margarita’s has a boy and a girl. They shall be named Howie and Terry.
LilyAnn’s two little girls are little and cute. They shall be named Minerva and Mini.
Then we have Ava’s triplets. I deferred once again to AGT. They are Heidi, Sophia, and Simon.
That was followed by Joy’s difficult birth of her boy, Champ.
Finally, Sidney’s boy and girl are Frosty and Crystal.
There you have it. All eighteen of the June kids.