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Dear Human

27 Jan

I know we’ve been begging for weeks to be let out of this pen so we can rejoin the big herd.  I know we’ve been trying to fit through the gate.

Xerxes, Zinnia, Sidney, and LilyAnn

But the second you open the gate and tell us we have to come through, it’s not going to happen.  We are goats.  We do not listen to what you tell us to do.  No siree!  No way!

Oh, and about those broken fingernails you’re blaming on us.  We really don’t care.

Sincerely,

Sidney, LilyAnn, and Zinnia

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